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And I'm back. Anyone miss me?

...yeah, I thought so.

My friends and random nobodies, I have come to an amazing conclusion that has truly shocked me: society is ending.

Think about it... it all started with Katrina. The world was willing to help, but our loveable leader decided to not take charity because only weaklings and lazy people take chairity and America has no need for lazy people. There are some people who work hard for that welfare check, just as hard as the insurance companies who give those hard working people a hard time. Then PETA and the National Guard had to come in, and you know that good things come with government and military intervention.

Then it simply continued into a downward slope. Tony Blair was kicked out of office because the British didn't like the war. It's often ironic how such a powerful nation that once controlled over a third of the world doesn't want a war. Mr. Blair was then replaced by Charlie Brown, and Britian has since fallen off the world until they held a riot in the Underground or when Paul McCartney was mentioned.

Recently we've been attacked by nature itself. While the almighty government, who protects and defends the world from civil wars in the Middle East and Africa, decided that global warming doesn't exist. This is truly a wise decision. There is no scientific proof. See... there comes a time in Mother Nature's cycle when she decides to be fickle. She has things called hot flashes where ice decides to melt for no real reason and she opens herself up to the rays of the sun since she and Father Time got divorced back in the 1970s. This period of time often breaks many records, starts fires, cause earthquakes, and kills polar bears since she prefers Pepsi and isn't a believer in Santa Claus. Recently she caused a few tornadoes and floods, not to mention making tomatoes poisonous. But this is only a theory, just like evolution and gravity.

And then there is Obama and McCain. They see that society as we know it is ending. Both are urging change, only that McCain's change comes with age and Obama's comes with a hefty price tag. But Americans are no stranger to price tags. We buy $4 gas (petrol is higher), buy massive cars, and pay for a global war on a tactic. Americans love to spend because our saving spree only lasts in our moods of depression. So there are a few politcians that believe in equality on a global scale like the French. But the French can't last in a stable country for long.

So my friends, the end is near. Change is upon us and we're all doomed. Religion and science has failed us, except for the Canadians and Austarlians.

Well, I'm finished with high school.

Since I'll be busy once I start college, I wanna get a new story started. I've got this idea and sounds good, but most ideas sound good until you put them into practice.

So my freshman orientation is from July 16-17. That's over a month away, and I'm nervous. I suppose that's expected. Don't get me wrong, I ain't gonna miss high school. But I'm gonna miss the people I hung out with, the teachers who knew how to say my name correctly, and all those I'll be leaving behind. I know new people will fill the void, but ya just can't replace those sorts of people! I live in a small town; most people I have known since elementary school will be leaving.

Also, I hope to get my ID this summer. I don't have a car to use it with, but it is something I'll need to prove I'm 18. But my drivers ed contract says I have until July 10 of next year to complete my required in-car instruction. But I can only do that if I practice, and my concern with that is causing a crashed car pile-up and gas prices.

My sister is funny, saying that I freak out over the small things. I say its the small things that're important! For bigger things, I become a nervous wreck, such as college.

I dunno if I'm ready.

Well, The Last War is over with. It was fun writing it, especially the last two chapters. It's been a few days so I'm sure its sunk in by now.

So what did y'all think of it? Good, bad, or was it just there?

I'm working on new idea now. Currently I'm not liking it, so it might be scraped. It's supposed to be somewhat like my very first story, but better.

The rules are:

1. Post these rules.
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves
3. Tags should write a journal/ blog of these facts
4. At the end of the post 8 more persons are tagged and named

Random Facts:

1. I can fold my tongue in half.

2. I feel extreme guilt if I borrow money from my parents, yet none if I borrow from my friends.

3. I make it a policy to be kind to everyone, though it's harder to do so for some than others.

4. I can hold a grudge for a long time.

5. I find kittens to be cute.

6. I don't care about polar bears. What have they ever done for me? I mean they eat people!

7. I find writing to be very fun.

8. I didn't learn to swim until the 3rd grade.